"I’m a warrior queen, live passionately tonight."
are penguins even real omfg
These are for you, baby. Penguins.
LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL
that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
2005 changed history
don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes
THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.
AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.
but does it work